Robert L. Smith was the son of an Indian Chief in Oklahoma. He told me a story of the sort of thing he and his friends did for excitement on the reservation. This is totally true.
They caught a Bobcat and put him in an old suitcase and set it up on the shoulder of the highway that ran through the reservation. Then they hid and watched. Shortly a big white Cadillac slowed, passed the suitcase, stopped and sat there for a few seconds. Slowly it backed up, the back door opened and a black arm reached out and grabbed the suitcase. The Caddy accelerated forward about 30 feet. All of a sudden the brake lights came on, the front end of the car dived down and the rear bumper rose up....the four wheels screeched to a stop. All four doors flew open and a car-full of bodies came diving out, screaming various sexual epithets.
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