These were bound to come…

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

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Why did Phil Mickelson call Elan yesterday?
To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems.
Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.

It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

Why was Tiger's wife mad at him?
She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence?
TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger changed his name upon his wifes request.    
He is now known as Cheetah Woods.