Three guys went on a road trip.  They drive longer than they should, and found themselves on a country road in the middle of nowhere, and it was almost midnight.  Luckily, they came across a motel.  The man at the front desk said that there was a room available, but it had one king-size bed.  The three guys looked at each other, realized there was no other choice, agreed to share the bed, and promised each other to never tell a soul.

In the morning, the guy who slept on the left side said to his friends: "Hey guys, don't mention this to anyone else, but I had this weird dream that someone was giving me a hand job."  The guy on who slept on the right side chimed in: "No way, I had the exact same dream."

They turn to the guy who slept in the middle: "What dream did you have?"  He hemmed and hawed, but didn't give an answer.  "Come on, we shared ours, you share yours, it's only fair", they pressured him.  "OK fine, I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone else: I dreamed that I was skiing".

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