Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.  The Immigration officer said, "Mujubar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test.  Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephine goes "green, green, green," and I pink it up and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.  I talked to him yesterday.

...worked as a cashier at McDonalds and was the asshole who couldn't understand what "light mayonnaise" meant and who didn't realize that "Dr. Pepper" and "Diet Pepsi" are not the same!