banging that guy's wife in the shower display while they were looking for her. We slipped into the shower display and I slipped her the loofa until she squirted a little shower of her own.
I am guessing the two husbands were the guys calling her name while she was squealing mine....you gotta love Home Depot.
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
banging that guy's wife in the shower display while they were looking for her. We slipped into the shower display and I slipped her the loofa until she squirted a little shower of her own.
I am guessing the two husbands were the guys calling her name while she was squealing mine....you gotta love Home Depot.
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