Erotic Humor

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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to
boil eggs for breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.




As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'




Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table.




Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.




A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'


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