> > Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey,
> > boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
> > headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not
> > come work."
> >
> > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really
> > need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
> > wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
> > everything better and I can go to work. You should
> > try that."
> >
> > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I
> > do what you say and I feel great. I be at work
> > soon. You got nice house."