Little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.  His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.  There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.  So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.  Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cuming too.  I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no fucking bike..!!"