A man goes to a whore house with very little cash looking to get laid. The madam of the brothel says the best she can give him is this old granny they have laying around. So, the man take the granny, they engage in foreplay, and the man then proceeds to stick his cock into the granny's pussy. the man complains that its too dry. Granny tells the man to hold on a second, she sits on the side of the bed, fiddles with her crotch, then climbs back into bed, inviting the man to dig in. the man dips in and finds that her pussy is now as smooth as a young woman's. the man asks, "where did you get that lubrication? its the best i've ever felt!" granny says, "oh, i just picked the scabs and let the pus run."