I stopped at a drug store to buy condoms. Grabbing a 72-pack from a rack, I placed them on the counter where the pharmacist, an older gent waited on me. "Busy weekend planned"? he joked with a wink. "Nah, just a busy night! " I cracked & laughed back to him. Later I went to my girlfriend's to have dinner with her and her family.
When we were all seated, I asked if I could say grace over the meal. Her mom smiled and thought that would be fine. I thanked God for the meal, then prayed for starving children of the world, and finally for all unfortunates, that God may watch over them. After dinner, alone with my girlfriend she said "I had no idea you were so religious."  To which I answered, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".