Erotic Humor

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A guy walks in to a whorehouse, chooses his lady and heads back to the room and after getting comfortable; he joins her on the bed.  After a little warm-up, he slides his dick into her pussy.

He is greeted with pain and the roughest pussy he has ever felt.  It feels like fucking a cheese grater.  He cries out in pain and lady apologizes and goes to the bathroom and returns a few minutes later and assures him that this time will be better.

The man is apprehensive, but gives it a try and slides into the softest, warmest, juiciest pussy he has ever been in.

He continues for a few short minutes until he explodes inside her.  Once he is done, he asked the lady what kind of lube she had used to make her pussy feel so good.

She replied, “I didn’t use any lube, I just peeled off all the scabs!”


-- Modified on 4/9/2007 8:37:28 AM

Man Gose to a whore house eger to to show this girl his technique he heads straight for the Y and starts eattng his way to glory. while dinning at the Y he finds what seams to be a bean. he spits it out and cuntinues slower this time, as he runs his tung in deaperan odd tast hits his tung. it tasts kind of like biscit. at this he looks up from her lap and asks what are you sick! she replies slowly "no the guy befor you was"

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