10. Could our relationship be more physical?  I'm tired of being just friends,
9.   Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up.  It's easier for me to douche that way.
8.   I think that hairy butts are really sexy.
7.   Hey, get a whiff of that one!
6.   Please don't throw that T-shirt away...the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5.   This diamond is way too big.
4.   I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3.   Wow, Steve, it really is 14 inches!
2.   Does this make my butt look too small?
1.   I'm wrong; you must be right.