Erotic Humor

I didn't, till now!teeth_smile
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I fucking love that bit! Cracks my ass up!

So he travels up to Florida.  He buys a car and is cruising along when it starts running poorly.  He pulls into a repair shop and the mechanic tells him, "It'll take me a few minutes to check it out.  In the meantime, why don't you go across the street to that ice cream stand?  Their ice cream is famous."  The penguin waddles across the street and buys a vanilla cone.  He loves it!  But he's not used to eating ice cream and soon his chest is dripping with melted vanilla ice cream.  He waddles back across the street to the repair shop and asked the mechanic what he's found.  The mechanic rolls out from under the car, looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "Oh, no, that's just some vanilla ice cream."

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