A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.  There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.  She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,  "new house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."  When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said,  "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.  Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,  "Hi Keith."

A woman buys a parrot but the salesman tells her that the parrot has a filthy mouth, so if it ever starts to talk filthy, just put in in the refrigerator for a couple of minutes, and that will stop it.

Sure enough, as soon as the woman gets home, the parrot says "Fuck you".   She puts it in the fridge like the salesman said to for a minutes and took it out.   "Fuck you", said the parrot again.   So she puts it in the fridge for ten minutes.   When it came out, the parrot still said "Fuck you".

 
Incensed, the woman decides to put the parrot in the freezer this time.   The parrot looks around and sees a frozen turkey in the freezer, turns to it and says:  "What the fuck did you say?"

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First, I found this board you told me about.

Second, I know I would have caught it better reading vs. auditory just like I told you about. However, the analyzing thing, need to not do that at all. It's hard to drop that if you just do it naturally.

I will look more at this board. I see you have more posting here. You know I must get busy though, I have big plans for today and then tonight.

Third, Keith is probably in the dog house.