Erotic Humor

Husband Super Store
ZydecoDancer 33 Reviews 9281 reads
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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the
shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and
said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor The sign
read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further
up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow,"
said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. "

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! " So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "



Perfect!!!!  Here's another one.....
A gal had this caption posted under her profile on a personals site:  "Men are like parking places....the good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left are always handicapped"
I politely responded to her with:
"I finally found the perfect gal.....
couldn't ask for more!
She's deaf and dumb, loves to fuck, and owns a liquor store".

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