A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, shooting him in his penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As the man got ready to leave the hospital, the doctor gave the man a business card. "This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor?
"No," the Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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