ORIGINALLY POSTED BY 'PERFESSER99' ON THE POLITICS BOARD.


A wealthy woman, a potential donor, was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my God!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why do you let him do that?"

The hospital director who was leading the tour turned to one of the department heads for an answer. The doctor calmly explained,  "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a very attractive nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my God! Now tell me how THAT can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."


-- Modified on 10/29/2009 3:43:29 PM