The night before her wedding the young Italian bride to be approached her mother. “Mom” she said “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.”

The mother took a deep breath and began. “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing….”

The young bride to be interrupted “Mother, I know how to fuck and give head. I just want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna.”