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Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A:
It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:
It's the same as a French kiss, only 'down under.'

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:
Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they  go,
they
take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN
THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to
scratch.
Now, you know everything you need to know.

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