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I ended up 8-11 :-(

9 out of the 11...but the one thing I wish they'd have done is let a person know which questions were missed.

10-11 but I heard most of these "trick" questions by the time I was 10!

And I still want to know which one I missed!!!!!!!!

11 out of 11 boys, but I have always been a lateral thinker and not very trusting.  I copied and pasted the results page below.  It has the answers on it so you most certainly can determine what answers you missed.  I am guessing the set of answers was NOT made available to you guys if you mised one or two... unless you are telling us you couldn't REMEMBER what you answered twenty seconds after you took the test...Nah, I can't believe that.

**********Below, the results page**************



The Intelligence Test, better than any IQ test

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:


Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon

Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.
0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don't look for anything good in your life
5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks
11-20: Your love life now multiplied by your score
20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!


The Answer Key

     Is there a Fourth of July in England?
     Yes, it comes after the third of July!

     How many birthdays does the average man have?
     1 Just one!

     Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
     12, all of them!

     How many outs are there in an inning?
     6, three per side!

     Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
     No - because he is dead!

     Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

     If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
     2, you took them, remember?

     A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
     How many minutes would the pills last?
     60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

     A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
     9

     How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

     How many two cent stamps are there ina dozen? 12. There are 12
     2 cent stamps in a dozen!

Thanks, at least now I know where I went wrong (the ark & dividing 30).  Glad to know that it wasn't like a couple of the questions in the old Trivial Pursuit game where the answers themselves were wrong.

I'm so smart that I didn't scroll down to the answer key! (Duh)
I never was very good with bible questions and thanks to Moses I didn't have to worry about a perfect score.

but i'm the dumb ass who missed the moses question
and the divide by half...
;)

....I kept wondering why I missed that damn dividing 30 question when the answer was so simple.  Then I finally got it through my head that sometimes I can outsmart myself, & I did in this case by interpreting the 1/2 differently & came up with an answer not even shown...thinking that was the real twist, plugged in "don't know."  Oh well, I was never the brightest bulb in the math class anyway.  But at least my love life is supposed to get better...even if I do have to wait a couple of weeks.  LOL

10- right out of 11...damn I'm no good at math..

RED

10 out of 11, but nobody's perfect. I forgot that a you can't marry your widow's sister because you're DEAD!!! Just a Homer Simpson moment.... D'OH!!!!!

Er, 11 out of 11 here, seems rather perfect to me...

LOL  Just teasing!  :P

DP

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