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What are some phrases that have equal significance in a hot sexual session and a bad marriage?
DeClemente 48 Reviews 1225 reads
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I'll start:

"She's been fucking him for years."
(Either a great longterm provider-client situation or outrageous spousal support payments.)

Robertini110 reads

I'm paying by the minute"

I don't know. I haven't been here in a long time. I come to check if I understand the jokes or not.  
I think I understand this one. Is this even a joke?

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DeClemente128 reads

Posted By: Robertini
Re: "Do What I want
I'm paying by the minute"  
   
 I don't know. I haven't been here in a long time. I come to check if I understand the jokes or not.  
 I think I understand this one. Is this even a joke?
.

It's funny.

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CENZO1149 reads

The short sentence: “I’m fine.” The volume and the intonation are the keys here.

1. The provider, when you ask her if she’s getting tired as she rides you in Asian cowgirl.

2. The wife, when you note that she’s been moody, and ask her if she’s upset with you over something you said or did last  
     week (month, year, etc.)

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