This joke has been around for many years.....and I always thought it was pretty good.  If you've never heard it before.....then it's just for you.   Enjoy........Gordon


A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year.  So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing, buxom blonde.

Then suddenly, she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy.  It starts to get late and the bartender chimes out, "last call for alcohol."  Then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."

Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."

They get up from the bar stool, arm in arm, headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you.  I'm on my menstrual cycle."

He says, "That's OK, I'll follow you in my Honda..!!"