A little TX humor about the drought..!!


A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito, that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box said, "the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed-ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs."

In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20-lb. catfish, that had ticks on it..!!

But just this week in Bryant, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It’s so dry in Texas that, the Baptist's are starting to baptize by sprinkling.  The Methodist's are using wet-wipes.  The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks.  And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water..!!

Now folk's........that’s dry..!!