Erotic Humor
How about a sign that reads...
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This also was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go!
Next they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" – thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again.
So they tried "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" – forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends."
Everybody loved it.
Come on in if your head is up your butt.
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