Red Riding Hood is picking her way carefully throught the forest to avoid putting a run in her glossy red silk stockings, and the red leather, 5-inch spiked heels aren't making it any easier. By the time the Big Bad Wolf shows his face, she's already feeling a little cranky.

"You look hot today, Red" pants the wolf. "I think I am going to fuck you like a blow-up sheep doll."

She says, "I don't think so, you asshole. You are going to EAT me, JUST like it says in the book."