Morris, 82, went to the doctor to get a physical.
  A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on
   his  arm.
  A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
 "Just doing what you said, Doc," replied Morris. "Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

"I didn't say that," said the doctor. "I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful'."