A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
>lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
>horse immediately springs into motion.
>It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
>from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
>to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
>slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,seemingly
>impervious to its slipping rider.
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse
>and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
>stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
>struck against the ground over and over.
>As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
>unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . . .
>
> Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.