This man gets laid off from his job, so he tells his wife that in order to pay the bills, she has to work the streets, she reluctantly agrees. He told her he will be in the car across from the corner she is standing. Sure enough she's standing as he's watching and a car pulls up.
The driver asks her, "How much for a lay?"
She replies, "Umm just gimmee a sec."
She runs across the street and asks her husband, he replied, "Just charge him $100." She runs back and says, "$100."
The guy in the car says, "Too much, how much for a blow job?" She once again asks her husband, he replied "go charge him $80"
The guy in the car once again said, "Too much, how much for a hand job?" Her husband said, "Oh what the hell charge him $60." The guy in the car agreed, as he pulled his massive 11" penis, the wife said, "Hold on one sec."
She ran across the street and said to her husband, "Are you sure we can't lend him $40, sweetheart!"
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