A young couple get married and the bride says let us go to my uncle's barn to spend our honeymoon.   They end up at the barn and the uncle is thrilled to have them.   He gives them a big outhouse for privacy.    When he gets there in the evening to deliver them food, no answer to knock on the door.   He thinks newlyweds must be busy in private.   Next morning goes there with breakfast, again no answer.   He thinks they might up be late last night and still sleeping.    In the afternoon, he goes there with lunch.    Again no answer.   He gets frustrated.

Finally he sticks a note on the front door:

"I don't care what you two are up to there for one and half days but stop throwing those little wet balloons out of the window.   My chickens are choking on them"