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Honesty
Cptnkirk 11 Reviews 4717 reads
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I am a crack dealer in  Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV  virus. My parents live in Fort Worth  .. One of my
sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father
and mother have recently been arrested  for growing and selling marijuana.
They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who  are prostitutes
in  Dallas  I have  two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at  Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in  1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of  sexual misconduct with his
three  children.

I have  recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who  lives in
Longview.  She is a part time "working  girl".

All things considered, my problem is this.  I love my fiancee' and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I  certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my  cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

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