A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization. After
about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming
down the hall. Another doctor stopped and asked her what the
problem was and she explained.

The second doctor went back to the first and said, "What's
the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old. She has four
grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she
was pregnant?"

The new doctor simply smiled and said, "Cured her hiccups
though, didn't it?"