This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and
has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired
clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up
looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the
woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will
chop some wood out back.

Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house. Guests
arrive, and all is going well with the children having
a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up, and
finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in
traffic, and will probably not make the party at all.

The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries
to entertain the children herself. She happens to look
out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels
across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from
tree branches, does midair flips, and leaps high in the
air.

She speaks to the other bum and says, "What your friend
is doing is absolutely marvellous. I have never seen such
a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating
this performance for the children at the party? I would
pay him $50!"

Other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. HEY WILLIE!
FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"