Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland". Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans". Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped".
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."