I was in college and me and my husband had just married about 6 months ago. It was winter time and the car broke down from the cold. I had to go to class so my husband said that he would work on the car.

When I was walking back to our apartment from class I saw the car in front with my husbands legs sticking out the front. I smiled and walked over to the car as quietly as humanly possible. Than i slowly unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. I gave him a quick rub and then ran inside to the warmth.

When i got inside my husband was sitting on the couch. I just stared at him.


"If your here..." i said "then who's out there?!"
"Oh, I called a mechanic to come out here and fix the car because it was to hard for me" he said "Why do you ask?"

I just stared at him for almost 5 minutes. When i told him my story he just couldn't stop laughing. Then he went out to see the macanic but he had gotten up and run away.

My husband told all of his friends.

We never did get that old car fixed...

When I was in my early 20's I was at a swimming pool with my girlfriend.  Some guy with swimming trunks that looked just like mine was holding on the edge of the pool in the deep end just chilling out.  

My girlfriend swam up to him under water, and seeing the trunks, thought it was me, so she reached around and stuck her hands down his trunks popped her head above the water and said hey baby or something like that.  

The guy just slowly turned around and said hey.

She was pretty embarrassed to say the least.  She immediately got me and told me that we had to leave.  

I still get a good chuckle out of that.

. . .really sounds college educated. . .

-- Modified on 10/18/2009 1:43:30 PM