Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break and a spot of tea in their soon-to-be new high street store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One shopkeeper said to the other, "I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked, "What might ye be sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "Well, you see to be doin' well, only two left!"

Englishmen - God bless them!  But they should not mess with the Irish.