Two men are about to be executed by firing squad.

The Captain turns to the first executee and says:  "Have you any last request?"  "Yes, says the man, I want to sing and dance the Macarena one more time."

The Captain turns to the second man and asks the same question.  The man replies:  "I want to go first."

Mr. and Mrs. Fitzgerald came before the judge for their divorce hearing.

The judge asks, "What are the grounds?"

Mrs. Fitzgerald says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment.  He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing 'The Macarena' while he urinated all over me."

The judge says, "My God, that's horrible!!!"

She replied, "Yes, your honor!  He knows how much I hate that song."