I think you'd want one that looks similar to Ginger Taylor maybe. I would think the elevator would be just right for a lot of positions if you could have planned ahead by chance and bought a few items. Even I could pee in a cup before I'd give up that opportunity.

I promise, I won't analyze the next joke I read. I will just read it. I just know this couldn't be you in an elevator. You would do lots of things I would think.