Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes here, but never lie, or you'll spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
 
They agreed and were admitted. The first guy made it a week before he lied about how rich he was. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman ever.
 
The second guy made it another couple weeks before he lied about how smart he was. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman ever.
 
The first two guys are walking around with their ugly women when they saw their friend walking with the hottest woman ever. The first two guys asked "How did you end with that babe?"
 
He nudges the babe and said, "Tell them."
 
She said, "I lied."