On arriving at the heavenly gates, A man asks St Peter about a long-lost
friend.  "Oh yes," St Peter replies after consulting his records, "I'm
afraid he went to the other place."
"Oh dear," the man sighs, "I was so hoping to meet him again."
"Well as you've led such a good life," St P replies, "your wish will be
granted, you may have a short visit" and the man finds himself descending
into hell.
He discovers his friend lounging on a settee with a bevy of beautiful
girls.   Amazed, he sits down to talk with his friend, surrounded by tables
with bottles of every variety of spirits and beer imaginable.  As they
reminisce, he picks up a beer bottle, delighted at how wonderful a place
hell is and wishing he had been sent there.
As he goes to drink from the bottle however, he finds there is no opening in
the neck. "But there's no hole in this bottle!" he exclaims to his  friend.
"I know," his friend explains glumly, "It's the same with the girls -
it's all part of the punishment..."