In heaven, the French are the lovers, the Italians are the police, the Swiss are the administrators and the Germans are the engineers

In hell, the French are the administrators, the Italians are the engineers, the Swiss are the lovers and the Germans are the police.

In one, hell has the English cooking all the food and the Italians over all in charge of making sure things happen.

The one I heard went,

In heaven:
The cooks are French
The lovers, Italian
The police, British
The engineers, German
and it is all run by the Swiss

In hell:
The cooks are British,
The lovers, Swiss
The police, German
The engineers, French
and it is all run by the Italians