An old couple approach St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome, Ida and Joe", says St. Peter, "we have been expecting you. Come this way.

The Gates part and the couple steps thorough. As they pass through the Gates both man and wife are transformed from their old and saggy selves, into young and healthy 20 year olds. The couple are amazed.

St. Peter escorts them around Heaven. Down the roads, made from gold coins from around the World. Through parks that run wild with birds and animals, some long extinct. Inside beautiful cities that are spotlessly clean. Everyone they meet is youthful, friendly and kind.

St. Peter finally escorts them to an apartment in a luxurious building. The apartment is huge, easily ten times their previous home. One wall is all glass with a spectacular view of the pristine city below.

Ida turns to her husband when she hears him sobbing. "Don't you like Heaven, Joe?", she asks.

"I love it", responds Joe, "if it hadn't been for your damn oat bran we could have been here ten years ago!"