He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!