He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?





He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!





He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.



She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . . A widow.



He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.