>"He Said/She Said"
> > >
> > >  10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;
> > >  you've got
> > >  nothing to put in it.
> > >  She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
> > >
> > >  9) She said... What do you mean by coming home half
> > >  drunk? He said... It's
> > >  not my fault, I ran out of money.
> > >
> > >  8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
> > >  wanted to make love to
> > >  you in the worst way.
> > >  She said... Well, you succeeded.
> > >
> > >  7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king.
> > >  She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
> > >
> > >  6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me
> > >  everywhere."
> > >  Written just below it: "I do not."
> > >
> > >  5) He said... "Shall we try a different position
> > >  tonight?"
> > >  She said... "That's a good idea, you stand by the
> > >  ironing
> > >  board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
> > >
> > >  4) Priest said... I don't think you will ever find
> > >  another man like your
> > >  late husband.
> > >  She said... Who's gonna look?
> > >
> > >  3) He said... What have you been doing with all the
> > >  grocery money I gave
> > >  you?
> > >  She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
> > >
> > >  2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun
> > >  tonight.
> > >  She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do,
> > >  leave the hallway light
> > >  on.
> > >
> > >  AND THE NUMBER 1 "He said, She said"
> > >
> > >  1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an
> > >  orgasm?
> > >  She said... I would, but you're never there.
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