Two women are sitting in an ice cream shop, talking about their dates.
The first one says: "It was horrible. He took me straight to his house. In the bedroom, he lasted only 5 minutes, then rolled over and fell asleep."
The second one says: "It was my dream date. We went to a great restaurant, and drank fine wine. Then we went back to his place, had 2 hours of foreplay, 1 hour of sex, then 1 hour of cuddling and pillow talk."

At the same time, two men are sitting in a sports bar, talking about their dates.
The first one says: "The night kicked ass. We went straight to my house, she didn't make me buy her anything, didn't complain about sex. I got my rocks off, then had a great night's sleep."
The second one says: "My night sucked. She wanted to go some overpriced restaurant, where the stupid waiter brought out the most expensive bottle of wine, which I couldn't turn down in front of my date. Finally, we went back to my place. I couldn't get it up at first, then couldn't cum, and to add insult to the injury, it took me a whole hour to fall asleep."