10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in She said...You wear briefs, don't you? >

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He
said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said, "Two inches more, and I would be king." She
said..."Two inches less, and you'd be queen."

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said, "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She
said..."That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart. "

4) Priest: "I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband." She said...'Who's gonna look?'
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3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the
hallway light on.

and the No. 1 "He said...She said"... He said...
Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.