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Has this ever happened to you?sad_smile
Gus_n_MollyPugs 2 Reviews 1280 reads
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Last Night, I rolled my wheelchair into my TV room, with a 12 pack of Sam Adams on my lap to put in my Cooler, a bag of Cheetos (the fat puffy kind), and my remote control.  I selected from my vast collection of porn  Mia Malkova's Only Fans Hookup (apparently this smokin' hott enterprising adult entertainer had a contest and one of her lucky fans received the opportunity to "star" with her in a video scene.)    

At some point, I passed out......when I awoke My D--K was orange.....

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