I noticed a review with the handle jackmeoff and it reminded me of a event in my younger years..
A friend called the local hardware store knowing I was there..
He told the lady answering the phone he was Dr. MeHoff and his brother Jack was there and he had a urgent emergency..
She announced over the intercom  "Jack MeHoff please come to the front desk",  three times, and the fourth time she stopped mid sentence at the please..