Jim went into the proctologist's office for his
first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in
the examination room and that he would
be with him in just a few minutes.

When Jim sat down and began observing the tools,
he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the
doctor's desk.

1. A tube of K-Y jelly

2. A rubber glove

3. A beer

When the doctor finally came in, Jim said, "Look
Doc, I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for,
and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me
what the BEER is for?"

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and
stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his
nurse........ Dammit, Helen! I said A BUTT LIGHT !!!