During an argument a husband accused his wife of not being logical and of being contradictory. The wife said “What do you mean? Give me an example.” Smugly, the husband said “OK. I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
The wife paused for a short moment and then replied “Your penis is bigger than those of your golfing friends.”
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